1. 2 months ago 
    The greatest rant I’ve ever heard! You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friends wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard. And you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say “Oh, I’ll get you later” but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation about Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why you like him so much. He’s you! God you’re pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. You know, I should have known Sheryl Teagues didn’t write me that letter. She would know that there’s no “A” in the word definite. And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should “legalize pot man!” How big business is crushing the underclass. How homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen. Never seen you down there! You want to help? Grab a ladle. And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter because “religion is for idiots.” Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How’s that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that. ALL OF IT, if you weren’t such a bore! That’s the worst of it. You’re just a big, sad, alcoholic, bore!

    The greatest rant I’ve ever heard!

    You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friends wife. The man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his yard. And you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing. You always say “Oh, I’ll get you later” but later never comes. And what really bothers me is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation about Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat! And that’s why you like him so much. He’s you! God you’re pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you’re some great writer even though you’re terrible. You know, I should have known Sheryl Teagues didn’t write me that letter. She would know that there’s no “A” in the word definite. And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda. How we should “legalize pot man!” How big business is crushing the underclass. How homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen. Never seen you down there! You want to help? Grab a ladle. And by the way, driving a Prius doesn’t make you Jesus Christ. Oh wait, you don’t believe in Jesus Christ, or any religion for that matter because “religion is for idiots.” Well who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn’t nearly as bad as your failure as a father. How’s that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that. ALL OF IT, if you weren’t such a bore! That’s the worst of it. You’re just a big, sad, alcoholic, bore!

     
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